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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:26
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The Witcher 4 is built for console first, CDPR confirms 60FPS is not guaranteed - TweakTown
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
NHL mock draft: Mammoth surprise shakes up the board - theScore.com
Still no good.
—
No go.
Notes and quotes from Day 1 of Raiders' 2025 mandatory minicamp - Las Vegas Raiders
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account - WIRED
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts